Runaway Goat Ruins Charity 5K

A local charity 5K was thrown into delightful chaos when a goat named Gary escaped a nearby petting zoo and joined the race. Participants, initially focused on their personal best times, quickly devolved into a chaotic pursuit of the animal, who was surprisingly fast and agile. The event turned into a cross-country steeplechase as runners climbed fences and waded through ponds after Gary. Race organizers, embracing the absurdity, declared everyone a winner and awarded participation medals "for exceptional adaptability and goat-herding spirit." Gary was finally cornered near the finish line, where he was awarded the first-place trophy for "Most Motivational Competitor." The charity raised triple its goal from viral video revenue and has announced next year's event will officially be a "Goat Chase." Runners are already training, though mostly in corralling techniques rather than speed. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com