Rotten Crotch

Rotten Crotch
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's description of a promiscuous girl, one that may or may not be a soldier's girlfriend prior to his military service. The term originated in the 1987 movie FULL METAL JACKET , and was used to describe the difference between a Springfield M-14 rifle used during basic training, and a female human, to the Marines being trained.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):

(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."
by Scorpion Fangs December 14, 2007
adj., the word/s used to describe a rather maloderous emitions originating from a woman's private's parts
I got together with that honey from the coffee shop ...boy, what a Mary Jane Rotten Crotch she turned out to be.

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Apr 5, 2006

After reading the thread about how often we MTB'ers wash our shorts, I got curious about this whole crotch rot thing. First off, what is crotch rot? Bacterial, viral, irritation resulting from friction, or the result of uncleanliness? The athletes foot of the nether-regions?

I became aware of an irritation on the inside of my leg. At first, it was hardly noticeable, but now that I'm aware of it, its becoming more bothersome while riding. To be specific and *WARNING* graphic, I've noticed what I can best describe as sort of an "etching" appearance on the innermost part of my creamy white thigh next to, but not on, my ball sack. The etching isn't readily apparent until I do a close examination of the area, it sort of looks like small (1/8 - 1/4"), almost parallel lines, of semi-rawness.

Sorry if I just grossed you out, but you folks have some of the best insights of medical conditions I've ever heard short of going to a doctor. Not to mention some of the most original bathroom humor as well.

Until I'm feeling that I have worthy medical condition, I'm just buttering up the effected area with Neosporin. As usual, I appreciate your thought.
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Sounds like you've got some minor chafing. Neosporin doesn't hurt, but what you really need is to minimize friction while riding and to keep the area as clean and dry (and friction-free) as possible when off the bike. There are any number of creams/lotions/ointments out there to address the former. The latter can be addressed with talc or even Athlete's Foot powder, or with an after-ride application of a moisturizing lotion - I use Lubriderm.
They're happy because they eat Lard!

Guyechka

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Your bike is incorrigible

After reading the thread about how often we MTB'ers wash our shorts, I got curious about this whole crotch rot thing. First off, what is crotch rot? Bacterial, viral, irritation resulting from friction, or the result of uncleanliness? The athletes foot of the nether-regions?

I became aware of an irritation on the inside of my leg. At first, it was hardly noticeable, but now that I'm aware of it, its becoming more bothersome while riding. To be specific and *WARNING* graphic, I've noticed what I can best describe as sort of an "etching" appearance on the innermost part of my creamy white thigh next to, but not on, my ball sack. The etching isn't readily apparent until I do a close examination of the area, it sort of looks like small (1/8 - 1/4"), almost parallel lines, of semi-rawness.

Sorry if I just grossed you out, but you folks have some of the best insights of medical conditions I've ever heard short of going to a doctor. Not to mention some of the most original bathroom humor as well.

Until I'm feeling that I have worthy medical condition, I'm just buttering up the effected area with Neosporin. As usual, I appreciate your thought.

Munkey butt and swamp azz are 2 others you dont want either. Keep the twig and berries well cared for.

Use Lotrimin and keep clean.
Lamisil works better in my book. Anyway, here's the scoop right off WebMD...
Jock Itch

Jock itch, also called tinea cruris, is a common skin infection that is caused by a type of fungus called tinea. The fungus thrives in warm, moist areas of the body and as a result, infection can affect the genitals, inner thighs and buttocks. Infections occur more frequently in the summer or in warm, wet climates.

Jock itch appears as a red, itchy rash that is often ring-shaped.

Is Jock Itch Contagious?

Jock itch is only mildly contagious. The condition can be spread from person to person through direct contact or indirectly from objects carrying infected scales.

What Are the Symptoms of Jock Itch?

Symptoms of jock itch include:

Itching, chafing, or burning in the groin, thigh, or anal area
A circular, red, raised rash with elevated edges
Redness in the groin, thigh, or anal area
Flaking, peeling, or cracking skin

How Is Jock Itch Diagnosed?

In most cases, jock itch can be diagnosed based on the appearance and location of the rash. If you are not certain that the condition is jock itch, contact your doctor. The doctor will ask about your symptoms and medical history, and will perform a physical exam. A microscopic exam of the scales of skin can confirm the diagnosis.

How Is Jock Itch Treated?

In most cases, treatment involves keeping the affected area clean and dry and applying topical antifungal medications. Jock itch usually responds to over-the-counter antifungal creams and sprays. However, prescription antifungal creams are sometimes necessary. During treatment of jock itch, be sure to:

Wash and dry the affected area with a clean towel
Apply the antifungal cream, powder, or spray as directed
Change clothes -- especially underwear -- everyday

What you have is, as you guessed, athlete's foot of the nether regions.

try Desenex (burns) or Cruex they both work great usually after 2 days, keep it dry and clean

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Apr 7, 2006

After reading lebikerboy's post, I don't think it's jock itch, probably more of a result of chafing. There is no circular patch or raised edges. It seems to be getting better, but very slowly. Assuming the worse when I originally posted, I've been applying a Neosporin for jock itch (AF?) cream and keeping my taint and boys clean and dry.

I can't believe that I actually posted about this in the first place, but your replies have been helpful. THX!
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Guyechka

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Your bike is incorrigible

After reading lebikerboy's post, I don't think it's jock itch, probably more of a result of chafing. There is no circular patch or raised edges. It seems to be getting better, but very slowly. Assuming the worse when I originally posted, I've been applying a Neosporin for jock itch (AF?) cream and keeping my taint and boys clean and dry.

I can't believe that I actually posted about this in the first place, but your replies have been helpful. THX!

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Apr 7, 2006

There isn't any skin coming off or balling up. Doesn't stink either, at least to my nose. Maybe I can get one of my colleagues to take a whif? Nah. An etched appearance is the best way I could think of to describe it. Picture miniature strech marks, but instead of being stretch marks, the lines are semi-raw. There are about 4 or 5 of them, maybe 1/32 to 1/16" wide and maybe 1/4" long. This condition is unperceptable until I'm in the saddle, and then its not painful or anything, its just the fact that I can feel it amd it starts me wondering..............
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So are you telling this pour guy that he's got athlete's balls?

Some good 'ol baby powder feels like heaven on those areas when they get "well worn" it drys everything up real good and then really creates a slick surface and kills friction when your just going about with your day...This was an old throwback to the football days...that babypowder feels like a gift from God when it gets raw.
i nominate this for best thread ever

Guyechka

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Your bike is incorrigible

There isn't any skin coming off or balling up. Doesn't stink either, at least to my nose. Maybe I can get one of my colleagues to take a whif? Nah. An etched appearance is the best way I could think of to describe it. Picture miniature strech marks, but instead of being stretch marks, the lines are semi-raw. There are about 4 or 5 of them, maybe 1/32 to 1/16" wide and maybe 1/4" long. This condition is unperceptable until I'm in the saddle, and then its not painful or anything, its just the fact that I can feel it amd it starts me wondering..............

Having spent time in the tropics

Got the jungle rot and the foot rot and the pit rot, as did my shipmates - it spread to everyone.

Went to the Doc, a dermatoligist, and they did the cultures and analysis. Was on drugs for about 60 days to clear it up. You can't imagine how debilitating this stuff can get. We had people that were hospitialized, and in serious condition. Our corpsman would give us the "that don't look too serious to me" once-over and tell us to keep dry. Boy was he wrong.

Not that your condition sounds like that. I would take some of my health insurance and use it for real medical advice. My 2 cents. As you know, analyzing a medical condtion over the internet is just as tuff as trying to do so from the Senate floor . . .

Rick
"Oh, and how dare you accuse me of lying, drinking, getting high" DessertRagged
Some things you should just keep to yourself, man!
OK- Advice from an ARMY medic- take it for what you want.
On Chaffing-
When I raced and rode lots and lots I always had "powdered nuts" It worked pretty good. Then I used BagBalm. It rules!
On tinea(anything)-
Its a fungus. I grows and feeds off of your skin. I occasionally get tineaversicolour on my non sweaty areas. Try going to the doc and getting something called 'Ketoconisol'. It's a pill!!! So much easier to use than lotions and all that crap, plus, it just one pill and its gone in three days.
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