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I need advice and this is the only place I can think to turn.
I am a girl living with a bunch of roommates, two of which are married. Today, I went to get food from the kitchen and the husband of the couple was sitting there on our couch, dick in hand, just going at it. I can only assume that he thought he was alone in the house, but alas he was not.
Not knowing how else to handle the situation, I did my best to play it off like I hadn’t seen anything and grabbed my food and went back to my room. But I saw. I saw it all. And now that deer-in-the-headlights look is burned into my memory forever.
To make matters worse, we just re-signed our lease here for another year. There’s no way out. The awkwardness is going to continue for the next year and a half. The only thing I can think to do is hunker down in my room and have pizzas delivered through the window so I never have to leave.
Please help. What do I do? How do I react if by some cruel act of God this happens again?
First question. Did the guy see you see him? Because if he did I’m pretty sure you’re obligated to make eye contact and then fuck. Like I’m 98% sure that’s the rule according to every single porn I’ve ever seen.
2nd question and probably the more important question. Did you say you live with a bunch of roommates who are married? What type of poor people shit is that? Who has roommates when they are married? I’ve never heard of such a thing. I’m legit disgusted by this living situation.
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I'm a freshman with a problem. I have a roommate who masturbates every night and it makes me sick. She waits until she thinks I'm asleep and then really goes at it. One night she even woke me up after I was asleep. I find it disgusting to hear her moans of passion as she plays with herself. Should I tell her to stop or should I just find another roommate?
A good rule when someone is doing something that bothers, annoys, or irritates you is to let her/him know of your irritation and give her/him a chance to change. You may always take more drastic measures later. (This is a really helpful tip in any type of relationship — how many times have you heard someone say, "I didn't realize that bothered you!"?)
Of course, sex may be much harder to talk about because it's personal and private. To her credit, your roommate does wait until she thinks you're asleep before she goes at it. People sometimes masturbate as a way to release tension or fall asleep. Maybe you could first try a simple face-saving tactic like rolling over and asking, "Are you okay?" when she starts to moan.
If dropping hints doesn't work, you could be more direct with your roommate. When approaching this potentially awkward conversation, think about what you want to change: Do you want your roommate to wait until you are asleep before masturbating? Do you need your roommate to be quieter? Do you want your roommate to masturbate in another space before coming to bed? Maybe you'd prefer your roommate to masturbate at another time when you're not around? Perhaps you feel that your privacy is being invaded? Or, if you're disgusted by masturbation, you might want to read about female sexuality and the functions of masturbation .
Also consider sexual words that you're comfortable using, or any metaphors that will let her know that you're awake and offended. Try practicing a few different lines beforehand so that you're comfortable when you start the conversation. If you decide to talk with her about her masturbatory habits, try to make sure you address:
If you can't come to an agreement, ear plugs (typically available at drug stores) or asking for a room change will likely do the trick. You may also want to read No privacy to masturbate for some more ideas about how to resolve this situation from the other person's perspective.
Try giving your roommate a chance by engaging in an honest discussion with clear next steps. Mastering the art of negotiation and forming consensus with roommates will make handfuls of future sticky situations with other people a cinch!
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Roommate jerking off I've been in college for 4 semesters now and this is now my 4th roommate to jack off most nights when I'm in the room when he think I'm sleeping. I would say something to him pretty easily but he's not from this the US and barely speaks English/Spanish so it adds a extra layer of awkward.
When your roommate asks what you're screaming about, tell him he does not need to worry about it since you are screaming because everything is perfectly normal right now and this is you at homeostasis. Then say, "Did I just say HOMOstasis? Haha, fags are so gay." He should not say anything after that. Continue to "The Masturbation Manual" »
Reader Email - I Walked In On My Roommate Jerking Off. El Presidente. 3/14/2016 10:51 AM. 57. Reader Email. Dear Barstool, I need advice and this is the only place I can think to turn. I am a girl living with a bunch of roommates , two of which are married. Today, I went to get food from the kitchen and the husband of the couple was sitting ...
Of course, sex may be much harder to talk about because it's personal and private. To her credit, your roommate does wait until she thinks you're asleep before she goes at it. People sometimes masturbate as a way to release tension or fall asleep. Maybe you could first try a simple face-saving tactic like rolling over and asking, "Are you okay?"
Hi guys, I am Phillip from Akamwesi hostel in Nakawa. I always heard people complaining about their roommates jerking off and it never bothered me, actually, I often laughed at such people because my roommate is a church boy and such is behavior he always detests but what he does behind closed doors, only God and I know.
Your roommate will step out of bed one morning, and your eyes will just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. It will happen almost in slow motion. He will throw up the blanket, toss one leg out of the bed, and inadvertently expose you to what we call, in strictly medical terms, his Floppy Nads. Freeze frame.
I'm twenty-five and identify as bi. My roommate - Mike - is 24 and identifies as straight. We live in the Midwest and share an apartment together in a large metropolitan city. Prior to going into lockdown in March, I was employed as a sales manager in the transportation sector. For his part, Mike worked as a personal trainer and fitness coach.
So my roommate has this habit of jacking off pretty much everyday. He's at the point where he doesn't even try to hide it anymore. I'll be sitting on the couch in the next room, he'll walk in the room just to see where I am, and then he proceeds to go into our room and lock the door and then I can hear him sit down at his computer.
"I finally saw my roommate's dick." Hennery, a first year student living on Smith 3, describes his relationship with roommate Dillon Anderson as amiable, and while the two don't share many common interests, they are still friends. "Well we both like FIFA, and recently he's been hanging out with me and my buddies more, which is awesome.
That day we jacked off in front of each other, just for a little time as I was extremely nervous doing it in front of him. However, as we talked about it more, we did more stuff together. We started masturbating in front of each other frequently, and our sessions would end jerking off each other until we ejaculated.
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