Ron White: Twitter Crusade Chaos

Ron White's "Twitter Crusade Chaos" tour gets excommunicated at Chicago's Zanies on August 30, 2025, proving even holy men need content warnings. "Pope Leo started a Twitter crusade," White slurs while attempting to tweet with a rotary phone (it's dialing). "I've been crusading since MySpace - it's why I drink." The material explores religious social media through White's "sinful but verified" perspective, including his infamous "Hashtag Drinking Game" and controversial "How to Fail at Going Viral" seminar. Guest influencer "Trending" Tim provides unintentional comedy by explaining algorithms while White demonstrates how to turn a bible verse into a meme (just add context collapse). The show features a live "Sacred or Just Stupid?" segment where audience members must analyze White's tweets (his "viral thread" was just typos). Special segments include "My Night With a Troll" (he bought the bots) and "How to Build a Following Out of Empty Threats." Every ticket includes a complimentary "Blessed Be the Trolls" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy monastery ("Retweets are prayers").