Ron White: Trans Soldier Salute

Ron White's "Trans Soldier Salute" tour reports for duty at Washington D.C.'s The Improv on July 14, 2025, proving the only thing that should be discharged is bad comedy. "They dismissed trans soldiers," White slurs while attempting to salute with his whiskey hand. "I got dismissed from the Cub Scouts for drinking." The material explores military politics through White's "unqualified but opinionated" perspective, including his infamous "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Drinking Game" and controversial "Boot Camp" routine (just add vodka to your canteen). Guest veteran Sergeant Rock provides unintentional comedy by explaining chain of command while White demonstrates how to turn a barracks into a speakeasy (just add ingenuity). The show features a live "Service or Just Drunk?" game where audience members must analyze White's military knowledge (his "tour of duty" was actually a pub crawl). Special segments include "My Night With a Drill Sergeant" (he bought the shots) and "How to Build a Foxhole Out of Empty Bottles." Every ticket includes a complimentary "I Fought the Law" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy VA hospital ("Benefits pending").