Ron White: TSA Confidential

Ron White's "TSA Confidential" tour gets patted down at Denver's Comedy Works on June 14, 2025, revealing what really happens when you're "randomly selected" at security. "That SSSSS on your boarding pass?" White whispers while attempting to remove his shoes. "Stands for 'Super Suspected Scotch Smuggling Suspect'." The material explores airport security through White's extensive experience as a "frequent fly risk," including his infamous "Liquids Rule Loophole" (body cavities count as carry-ons) and controversial "Air Marshal Drinking Game." Guest TSA agent Rodriguez (first name withheld) provides unintentional comedy by explaining actual security protocols while White demonstrates how to turn a minibar into an in-flight distillery. The show features a live "Suspicious or Just Drunk?" segment where audience members must analyze White's behavior through security footage (the TSA is still reviewing the tape). Special segments include "My Night in the Mile High Club (Alone)" and "How to Build a Fort Out of Airline Blankets." Every ticket includes a complimentary "PreCheck Rejection Letter" (framed) and directions to White's underground comedy terminal ("Gate 13, naturally").