Ron White: Pope Leo's Happy Hour

Ron White's "Pope Leo's Happy Hour" tour gets absolved at Chicago's Laugh Factory on July 25, 2025, proving even holy men need whiskey. "They elected Pope Leo XIV," White slurs while attempting communion with Scotch (it counts). "I was Leo in '98 - just at a Motel 6." The material explores papal politics through White's "sinful but spiritual" perspective, including his infamous "Confession Booth Confessions" and controversial "Crusades Drinking Game" (take Jerusalem = take a shot). Guest theologian Father Mike provides unintentional comedy by explaining transubstantiation while White demonstrates how to turn holy water into a cocktail (just add sacrilege). The show features a live "Miracle or Mistake?" game where audience members must analyze White's religious knowledge (his "stigmata" was a bar fight). Special segments include "My Night With a Nun" (she bought the ros�) and "How to Build an Altar Out of Empty Bottles." Every ticket includes a complimentary "Get Out of Hell Free" card and directions to White's underground comedy basilica ("Indulgences sold separately").