Ron White: Papal Election Party

Ron White's "Papal Election Party" tour gets blessed at Boston's Laugh Boston on July 28, 2025, proving conclaves could use more whiskey. "They elected Pope Leo XIV," White slurs while attempting to smoke a cigar like a censer. "I was elected 'Most Likely to Need Last Rites' in high school." The material explores religious politics through White's "sinful but spiritual" perspective, including his infamous "White Smoke Drinking Game" and controversial "Cardinal Rules" routine (just add vodka to the sacramental wine). Guest theologian Father Pat provides unintentional comedy by explaining apostolic succession while White demonstrates how to turn a miter into a cocktail hat (just add flair). The show features a live "Sacred or Just Drunk?" segment where audience members must analyze White's papal knowledge (his "encyclical" was a bar menu). Special segments include "My Night With an Altar Boy" (he bought the wine) and "How to Build a Conclave Out of Empty Bottles." Every ticket includes a complimentary "Habemus Papam... et Scotch" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy Vatican ("Bible study at happy hour").