Ron White: Marriage War Stories

Ron White's "Marriage War Stories" tour files for divorce at Houston's Improv on July 21, 2025, proving love is just two people disappointing each other creatively. "They documented tough marriage lessons," White reads from his divorce papers (which are extensive). "My lesson? Don't get married." The material explores matrimony through White's "experienced but not expert" perspective, including his infamous "Prenup Drinking Game" and controversial "Honey-Do List" routine (just add whiskey to the chores). Guest marriage counselor Dr. Love provides unintentional comedy by explaining healthy communication while White demonstrates how to turn a wedding vow into a bar bet (just add "til death"). The show features a live "Romance or Just Drunk?" segment where audience members must analyze White's relationship advice (his "love languages" were all whiskey-based). Special segments include "My Night With a Wedding Planner" (she bought the open bar) and "How to Build a Marriage Certificate Out of Empty Promises." Every ticket includes a complimentary "I Do... Regret This" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy chapel ("No refunds").