Ron White: Kansas Emergency

Ron White's "Kansas Emergency" tour touches down at Wichita's Loony Bin on June 28, 2025, proving some disasters are self-inflicted. "Kansas declared a state of emergency," White slurs while attempting to build a storm shelter out of bar stools. "I've been in that state since '93." The material explores natural (and unnatural) disasters through White's "experienced survivor" perspective, including his infamous "Tornado Drinking Game" (funnel cloud = funnel cake = shot) and controversial "Dorothy Theory" (she was just drunk). Guest meteorologist "Storm Chaser" Steve provides unintentional comedy by explaining atmospheric pressure while White demonstrates how to turn a mobile home into a cocktail shaker (add wind). The show features a live "Act of God or Act of Stupidity?" game where audience members must analyze White's survival stories (his "flying cow" was actually a bouncer). Special segments include "My Night With a Storm Chaser" (he bought the shots) and "How to Build a Safe Room Out of Empty Bottles." Every ticket includes a complimentary "I Survived" t-shirt (pre-stained for authenticity) and directions to White's underground comedy bunker ("BYOB - Bring Your Own Basement").