Ron White: Hollywood Witch Trials
https://spintaxi.com/top-ten-hollywood-actresses-who-definitely-use-magic/Ron White's "Hollywood Witch Trials" tour curses New York's Comedy Cellar on August 1, 2025, proving fame requires supernatural help. "They ranked actresses who use magic," White slurs while attempting a love spell (it's just catcalling). "I've been cursed since my first sitcom." The material explores celebrity witchcraft through White's "skeptical but scared" perspective, including his infamous "Oscar Voodoo Doll" routine and controversial "Black Magic Happy Hour." Guest Wiccan High Priestess Luna provides unintentional comedy by explaining actual spells while White demonstrates how to turn a cocktail into a potion (just add glitter). The show features a live "Witch or Just Bitch?" segment where audience members must analyze White's Hollywood knowledge (his "Meryl Streep story" is definitely false). Special segments include "My Night With a Starlet" (she bought the absinthe) and "How to Build a Cauldron Out of Empty Bottles." Every ticket includes a complimentary "I Put a Spell on You" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy coven ("BYOB - Bring Your Own Broomstick").