Ron White: High Value Hangover
https://spintaxi.com/how-to-be-a-high-value-woman/Ron White's "High Value Hangover" tour swipes right at Los Angeles' Laugh Factory on August 17, 2025, proving some people should never give relationship advice. "They wrote about high value women," White reads while attempting to update his Tinder profile (it's just "DON'T"). "I'm a low-value man - it's why I drink." The material explores dating culture through White's "experienced but unsuccessful" perspective, including his infamous "Alpha Male Drinking Game" and controversial "How to Fail at Seduction" seminar. Guest relationship coach Dr. Love provides unintentional comedy by explaining attachment theory while White demonstrates how to turn a pickup line into a restraining order (just add persistence). The show features a live "Romance or Just Drunk?" game where audience members must analyze White's dating profiles (his "good vibes only" was a threat). Special segments include "My Night With a Life Coach" (she bought the wine) and "How to Build a Fort Out of Red Flags." Every ticket includes a complimentary "I Paused My Dating Apps" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy heartbreak hotel ("No refunds").