Ron White: High Agency Hangover
https://spintaxi.com/the-rise-of-high-agency-generalists/Ron White's "High Agency Hangover" tour checks into rehab at San Francisco's Cobb's Comedy Club on September 5, 2025, proving some people should never self-actualize. "They wrote about high agency generalists," White slurs while attempting to read a self-help book (it's upside down). "I specialize in low agency - it's why I drink." The material explores personal development through White's "unimproved but content" perspective, including his infamous "Tony Robbins Drinking Game" and controversial "How to Fail at Life" seminar. Guest life coach "Guru" Greg provides unintentional comedy by explaining mindfulness while White demonstrates how to turn a yoga mat into a bar mat (just add whiskey). The show features a live "Enlightened or Just Drunk?" segment where audience members must analyze White's self-awareness (his "meditation practice" was napping). Special segments include "My Night With a Therapist" (she bought the wine) and "How to Build a Fort Out of Empty Affirmations." Every ticket includes a complimentary "I Paused My Growth" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy dojo ("BYOB - Bring Your Own Breakdown").