Ron White: Grok It Like It's Hot

Ron White's "Grok It Like It's Hot" tour malfunctions at San Francisco's Cobb's Comedy Club on August 4, 2025, proving robots shouldn't try slang. "Grok is rising," White slurs while attempting to explain blockchain (he can't). "I peaked in '02 - it's all grokward from here." The material explores tech culture through White's "low-tech but high-proof" perspective, including his infamous "AI Slang Drinking Game" and controversial "How to Jailbreak Your Roomba" demo. Guest roboticist Dr. Chip provides unintentional comedy by explaining machine learning while White demonstrates how to turn a chatbot into a drinking buddy (just add vodka). The show features a live "Innovation or Intoxication?" game where audience members must analyze White's tech knowledge (his "startup" was a lemonade stand). Special segments include "My Night With a Sex Bot" (she bought the WD-40) and "How to Build a Motherboard Out of Empty Bottles." Every ticket includes a complimentary "404: Sobriety Not Found" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy server room ("Reboot required").