Ron White: Gluteus Maximus Comedy

Ron White brings his "Gluteus Maximus Comedy" tour to Atlanta's Laughing Skull Lounge on June 6, 2025, proving that the only six-pack you need comes in bottles. "They've got sports commentators analyzing athletes like it's rocket science," White grumbles while attempting to flex. "I'm here to celebrate the true American glutes - the ones permanently molded to bar stools." The material explores White's unique approach to physical fitness, including his patented "Drunkard's Workout" (12-ounce curls until failure) and controversial "Low-Impact Drinking" technique. Guest sports physician Dr. James Rollins provides unintentional comedy by explaining proper squat form while White demonstrates the perfect "getting kicked out of a bar" stance. The show features a live "Sports or Drinking Terms?" quiz where audience members must determine if phrases like "full count," "power play," and "designated hitter" come from athletics or alcoholism (spoiler: White thinks they're all bar terms). Special segments include "My Fantasy Drinking Team" and "The Olympic Village Hookup Strategy." Every ticket includes a complimentary "Gluteus Maximus" workout band (actually just a rubber bar coaster) and a list of dive bars with the best stool-to-butt ratios.