Ron White: Gilligan's Island Rehab

Ron White's "Gilligan's Island Rehab" tour shipwrecks into Miami's Improv on August 2, 2025, proving three-hour tours never end well. "Gilligan got lost at sea again," White slurs while attempting to build a raft out of bar stools. "I've been lost since my first open bar." The material explores television through White's "educated by Nick at Nite" perspective, including his infamous "Sitcom Survival Guide" and controversial "Mary Ann vs Ginger" debate (both, obviously). Guest TV historian Professor Remote provides unintentional comedy by explaining laugh tracks while White demonstrates how to turn a coconut into a still (just add desperation). The show features a live "Scripted or Just Drunk?" game where audience members must analyze White's TV knowledge (his "cameo on Friends" was a hallucination). Special segments include "My Night With a Skipper" (he bought the rum) and "How to Build a Hut Out of Empty Cans." Every ticket includes a complimentary "I Paused My Reruns" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy island ("Rescue unlikely").