Ron White: Gender Distraction Protocol

Ron White's "Gender Distraction Protocol" tour short-circuits at San Jose Improv on July 4, 2025, proving even tech bros need punchlines. "Silicon Valley has a gender distraction protocol," White observes while attempting to code with whiskey bottles. "I've been distracting genders for decades." The material explores tech culture through White's "analog but opinionated" perspective, including his infamous "Brogrammer Happy Hour" and controversial "Diversity Hire" routine (he was just there for the open bar). Guest tech CEO "Synergy" Steve provides unintentional comedy by explaining blockchain while White demonstrates how to turn a server farm into a still (just add corn). The show features a live "Innovation or Intoxication?" game where audience members must analyze White's tech knowledge (his "NFT" was actually a bar tab). Special segments include "My Night With a Crypto Bro" (he bought the Bitcoin... and the drinks) and "How to Build an App Out of Empty Promises." Every ticket includes a complimentary "404: Sobriety Not Found" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy incubator ("Exit strategy: drinking").