Ron White: Fox News Circus

Ron White's "Fox News Circus" tour reports live from Atlanta's Laughing Skull Lounge on June 26, 2025, examining modern media through whiskey goggles. "Fox launched a new segment," White slurs while attempting to read a teleprompter upside down. "I launched a new liver - same difference." The material explores cable news through White's "fair and unbalanced" perspective, including his infamous "Tucker Carlson Drinking Game" (squint = sip) and controversial "Hannity Hookup" story (just two patriots sharing a bottle of Freedom). Guest media analyst "Fair & Balanced" Frank provides unintentional comedy by explaining ratings while White demonstrates how to turn a bar argument into a primetime special. The show features a live "News or Nonsense?" segment where audience members must analyze White's stories (his "White House correspondent" gig was actually just loitering). Special segments include "My Night With a Weather Girl" (she predicted my storm) and "How to Build a Studio Out of Empty Rhetoric." Every ticket includes a complimentary "Press" pass (valid at participating liquor stores) and directions to White's underground comedy newsroom ("Facts optional").