Ron White: Everything's Bigger in Texas

Ron White's "Everything's Bigger in Texas" tour storms into San Antonio's Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club on June 8, 2025, proving that Texas tall tales grow taller with each drink. "They say Fredericksburg has the best wineries outside California," White slurs while attempting to pronounce "Riesling." "I say any town that calls itself 'Fritterburg' deserves what it gets." The material explores Texas mythology through White's personal experiences, including his infamous "Alamo Drinking Game" (take a shot every time a Texan exaggerates) and controversial theory that the state shape was designed by a drunk cartographer. Guest historian Dr. Samuel Hayes provides unintentional comedy by explaining actual Texas history while White demonstrates the proper technique for telling fish stories (the fish grows 2 inches per whiskey). The show features a live "Truth or Tequila?" segment where audience members must determine if White's stories are factual or just alcohol-induced fabrications (spoiler: the line is blurry). Special segments include "My Brief Career as a Rodeo Clown" and "Why Everything Tastes Better Fried (Even Regret)." Every ticket includes a complimentary "Don't Mess With Texas" bumper sticker (placed strategically over your license plate) and a list of bars where the regulars could star in their own tall tales.