Ron White: Dad Joke Diplomacy

Ron White's "Dad Joke Diplomacy" tour facepalms into Boston's Laugh Boston on September 3, 2025, proving some humor should remain hereditary. "King Charles told distasteful dad jokes," White slurs while attempting a royal wave (it's a seizure). "I've been distasteful since puberty - it's why I drink." The material explores paternal humor through White's "unqualified but prolific" perspective, including his infamous "Groaner Drinking Game" and controversial "How to Fail at Parenting" seminar. Guest royal expert Lady Windsor provides unintentional comedy by explaining the line of succession while White demonstrates how to turn a crown into a punchline (just add dad bod). The show features a live "Regal or Just Drunk?" segment where audience members must analyze White's royal jokes (his "knighthood" was a bar bet). Special segments include "My Night With a Jester" (he bought the bells) and "How to Build a Throne Out of Empty Puns." Every ticket includes a complimentary "God Save the Groan" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy castle ("BYOB - Bring Your Own Boos").