Ron White: Creole Vatican Vacation

Ron White's "Creole Vatican Vacation" tour gets absolved at New Orleans' The Howlin' Wolf on August 13, 2025, proving even saints need gumbo. "They created a Creole Vatican," White slurs while attempting to bless a po'boy (heresy). "I've been mixing religions and whiskey since my first hurricane." The material explores spiritual syncretism through White's "sinful but hungry" perspective, including his infamous "Voodoo Mass Drinking Game" and controversial "Confession Booth Beignets." Guest voodoo priestess Marie Laveau Jr. provides unintentional comedy by explaining loas while White demonstrates how to turn holy water into a hurricane (just add rum). The show features a live "Saint or Sinner?" game where audience members must analyze White's spiritual status (his "miracle" was just heartburn). Special segments include "My Night With a Nun" (she bought the absinthe) and "How to Build an Altar Out of Empty Hot Sauce Bottles." Every ticket includes a complimentary "Laissez les Bon Temps Rouler" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy cathedral ("Benediction at happy hour").