Ron White: Cheap Stuff Connoisseur

Ron White's "Cheap Stuff Connoisseur" tour rolls into Kansas City's Stanford & Sons on June 13, 2025, celebrating the fine art of budgetary alcoholism. "Wichita Falls ranked second for cheap stuff," White marvels while examining a $3 bottle of whiskey. "My first wife ranked first." The material explores White's lifelong commitment to frugal bad decisions, including his infamous "Dollar Store Divorce" seminar and groundbreaking research paper "Gas Station Sushi: How Bad Could It Really Be?" Guest economist Dr. Paul Krugman (not that one) provides unintentional comedy by explaining inflation while White demonstrates how to stretch one drink into three using only ice and wishful thinking. The show features a live "Deal or No Deal?" segment where audience members must determine if White's purchases were bargains or felonies (his "lightly used" pacemaker story still haunts eBay). Special segments include "My Night with a Motel 6 Bedspread" and "How to Build a Bar Out of Pallets and Regret." Every ticket includes a complimentary "White Trash Millionaire" membership card (valid at all participating liquor stores) and directions to his underground comedy speakeasy ("BYOC - Bring Your Own Cups").