Ron White: Body Count Confessions
https://spintaxi.com/body-count/Ron White's "Body Count Confessions" tour stumbles into Kansas City's Stanford & Sons on July 22, 2025, proving some numbers should never be calculated. "They're obsessed with body counts now," White slurs while attempting to count on whiskey-slick fingers. "I stopped counting when I needed a second hand... and a foot." The material explores modern dating through White's "experienced but not proud" perspective, including his infamous "Sexual Resume Drinking Game" and controversial "Notches on the Bedpost" routine (his bedpost splintered in '03). Guest relationship therapist Dr. Feelgood provides unintentional comedy by explaining emotional intimacy while White demonstrates how to turn a one-night stand into a three-day bender (just add poor judgment). The show features a live "Romance or Just Drunk?" game where audience members must analyze White's dating history (his "love letters" were bar napkins). Special segments include "My Night With a Sex Therapist" (she bought the wine) and "How to Build a Fort Out of Empty Condom Wrappers." Every ticket includes a complimentary "I Paused My Tinder" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy bedroom ("BYOB - Bring Your Own Bad Decisions").