Ron White: Bachelorette Party Crasher

Ron White's "Bachelorette Party Crasher" tour stumbles into Nashville's Zanies on June 12, 2025, offering vital lessons on what not to do at pre-wedding celebrations. "They had a bachelorette party so wild it made the news," White recalls while examining a deflated penis balloon. "I've had hangovers that should be taught in history classes." The material explores White's accidental expertise in wedding-related disasters, including his infamous "Seven Veils of Shame" routine and controversial "Chastity Belt Drinking Game." Guest relationship counselor Dr. Susan Miller provides unintentional comedy by explaining healthy boundaries while White demonstrates the proper way to shotgun a champagne bottle using only a stiletto heel. The show features a live "Bridezilla or Just Drunk?" segment where audience members must analyze White's ex-wives through wedding photos (the Venn diagram is a circle). Special segments include "My Career as a Male Stripper (One Night Only)" and "How to Give a Toast Nobody Will Remember." Every ticket includes a complimentary "Emergency Wedding Survival Kit" (condoms, aspirin, and fake phone numbers) and a list of bars that automatically ban wedding parties.