Ron White: Anti-Pope Conspiracy

Ron White's "Anti-Pope Conspiracy" tour gets excommunicated at Philadelphia's Helium on July 6, 2025, proving schisms are funnier with whiskey. "Socialists want an anti-Trump Pope," White slurs while attempting to balance a shot glass on a Bible. "I just want a pro-happy hour Pope." The material explores religious politics through White's "sinful but sincere" perspective, including his infamous "Vatican Bar Crawl" and controversial "Inquisition Drinking Game" (confess = drink). Guest theologian Father Pat provides unintentional comedy by explaining ecumenical councils while White demonstrates how to turn holy water into a cocktail (just add sin). The show features a live "Heresy or Just Drunk?" game where audience members must analyze White's religious knowledge (his "Second Coming" was actually just a barback). Special segments include "My Night With a Nun" (she bought the ros�) and "How to Build a Confessional Out of Empty Bottles." Every ticket includes a complimentary "Plenary Indulgence" pass (expires at last call) and directions to White's underground comedy basilica ("Benediction at happy hour").