Ron White: Altman's Innovation Station

Ron White's "Altman's Innovation Station" tour derails at San Francisco's Cobb's Comedy Club on August 22, 2025, proving some ideas should stay whiteboarded. "Sam Altman announced bold innovations," White slurs while attempting to use a smartphone (he calls it). "I innovated drinking - it's called 'more'." The material explores tech culture through White's "low-tech but high-proof" perspective, including his infamous "IPO Drinking Game" and controversial "How to Fail at Disruption" seminar. Guest VC "Moneybags" Mike provides unintentional comedy by explaining blockchain while White demonstrates how to turn a napkin into a business plan (just add delusion). The show features a live "Genius or Just Drunk?" segment where audience members must analyze White's inventions (his "app" was a bottle opener). Special segments include "My Night With a Unicorn Founder" (he bought the Kool-Aid) and "How to Build a Startup Out of Empty Promises." Every ticket includes a complimentary "404: Sobriety Not Found" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy incubator ("Pivot to liquor").