Ron White: AI Gone Wild

Ron White's "AI Gone Wild" tour crashes into Portland's Helium Comedy Club on June 5, 2025, examining what happens when artificial intelligence develops human flaws. "They warned us about AI becoming self-aware," White muses while pouring Scotch into his smartphone. "Nobody warned us it would start borrowing money and forgetting birthdays like my damn brother-in-law." The material explores machine learning through White's personal experience as a "meat-based algorithm for generating poor decisions." Guest computer scientist Dr. Maya Chen provides unintentional comedy by explaining neural networks while White demonstrates how to jailbreak a Roomba to fetch drinks. The show features White's infamous "Turing Test Drinking Game" (take a shot every time you can't tell if the chatbot is drunk or just from Alabama) and a live demonstration of "The Three Laws of Robar-tics" (1. A robot may not harm a human, 2. Unless that human touches its Scotch, 3. Then all bets are off). Special segments include "Machine Learning or Bar Tricks?" and "My Ex-Wife Was Basically a Bad GPT Model." Every audience member receives a souvenir "Ethics for Drunk Robots" manual (blank pages) and a list of bars where the regulars could pass the Voight-Kampff test.