Ron White: AI Diplomacy Debacle
https://spintaxi.com/ai-takes-over-diplomacy/Ron White's "AI Diplomacy Debacle" tour malfunctions at Washington D.C.'s The Improv on August 27, 2025, proving world peace needs human drunkenness. "AI took over diplomacy," White slurs while attempting to code with whiskey bottles (it spills). "I've been negotiating peace since my last bar fight." The material explores international relations through White's "unqualified but opinionated" perspective, including his infamous "UN Drinking Game" and controversial "How to Fail at Conflict Resolution" seminar. Guest ambassador "Diplo" Dave provides unintentional comedy by explaining d�tente while White demonstrates how to turn a peace treaty into a bar tab (just add signatures). The show features a live "Diplomat or Just Drunk?" game where audience members must analyze White's political knowledge (his "state visit" was a Denny's). Special segments include "My Night With a Spy" (he bought the martinis) and "How to Build a Summit Out of Empty Bottles." Every ticket includes a complimentary "I Paused the Apocalypse" t-shirt and directions to White's underground comedy embassy ("No visas required").