Ron Jeremy Penis Size

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Ron Jeremy has a big penis. “How big?” you ask. The answer he likes to give is “Two inches ... from the floor!” (He credits this line to Milton Berle, who was also known for his generous endowment.) In fact, Jeremy measures the length of his penis at nine and three-quarter inches, significantly smaller than that of the porn star John Holmes, but nevertheless his greatest asset. For its size and his endurance and control of it, Ron Jeremy’s phallus has made him what one trade magazine called the “top porn star of all time”; he has performed in more than 1,700 porn films with over 4,000 partners. “Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz,” written with Eric Spitznagel, is an X-rated “Candide” that recounts the journey of a lad with ambitions as large as his genitals from a childhood in Queens to bawdy adventures in the sex industry to a rather melancholy epilogue in which the woman he loves breaks up with him because he won’t forsake his swinging life for monogamy.
The book makes the case that its author is more than a mere sex machine. Educated at Queens College, he studied Stanislavsky and Brecht. He describes himself as a nice Jewish boy who never smoked, hardly drinks and loves his parents. “My youth was almost unreasonably happy,” he writes, “like something out of a Norman Rockwell painting.” He was the class clown and a beloved hotel waiter during summers at a Catskills resort; he was kind to his dying mother and is a “big softy” when it comes to stray animals in need. One of his most endearing qualities is that he knows he is not a handsome demigod. “I got older and fatter and my already hirsute body sprouted hair like a Chia Pet. ... I was short and chunky and undeniably furry” — all of which earned him an industry nickname, the Hedgehog. Except for his member, he has the looks of Joe Average, which perhaps helps male viewers of his movies better identify with his on-screen exploits.
Like the films of the directors Ed Wood and Russ Meyer, much of Ron Jeremy’s work has an in-your-face amateurishness and is energized by fanatical enthusiasm reminiscent of Art Brut. In one day before noon, he shoots a picture called “Put It in Reverse, Part 3,” where his job is to have sex with 14 different women in a row. “Am I a lucky bastard or what?” he asks the reader. He directs one called “Space Vixens,” in which astronauts land on what they think is another planet. But when they stumble across a group of cave women, they realize they have gone back in time on Earth. “It was exactly as hilarious and corny as it sounds,” he writes. “There were some truly spectacular astronaut/cave-woman sex scenes. Really, what more could you ask for?”
Interspersed with tableaus from Jeremy’s picaresque life are such self-help sidebars as “Sexual Hygiene” (avoiding S.T.D.’s), “The Grip” (erection advice) and “Self-Fellatio 101.” He lists his favorite movie titles, including “Innocent Bi-Standers,” “Oral Majority” and “For Your Thighs Only.” Like memos stuck all over a refrigerator, his memoir is scattered and colorful and, all told, a revealing collage. Even if you start reading with a sneer on your face, you may conclude that Ron Jeremy is a likable guy. It’s disarming to meet a porn star whose great joy in life is spooning on the couch with Fetus, the partly blind, hairless pet rat he adores.
Like most one-shot autobiographers, Jeremy is a name-dropper, even if most of the names don’t belong to A-list notables. Tammy Faye Messner (the former Tammy Faye Bakker) ran away from his naked pool party, but subsequently became a good friend. He has palled around with Joey Buttafuoco and directed John Wayne Bobbitt in his porn-film debut. He almost persuaded the Hollywood Madam, Heidi Fleiss, to appear in a porn film, but it didn’t happen because Fleiss decided the movie would not help her image in her court case.
Jeremy’s story made us think of another man with an illustrious penis. In the mid-20th century, the playboy Porfirio Rubirosa married the Dominican dictator Rafael Trujillo’s daughter, the French actresses Danielle Darrieux and Odile Rodin, and Doris Duke and Barbara Hutton (two of the world’s richest women). His oversize member inspired Parisian waiters to name gigantic pepper mills “Rubirosas,” and he is said to have bedded hundreds of famous actresses and socialites. Rubi played polo, competed in Formula One races, and clubbed with the likes of Frank Sinatra, Aly Khan and King Farouk. Ron Jeremy’s anatomy led him on an entirely different path, to a world where it was a great social coup to sneak into the radio studio of the old “Howard Stern Show” to make a porn movie with Crazy Cabbie, one of the show’s regular miscreants. The contrast between Rubi and the Hedgehog tells us that even if size does matter, how you use what you’ve got matters more.

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Good question. No serious discussion of enlarging your penis would be complete without a look at the upper limits of what is possible.
I mean, nobody serious about mountain climbing avoids talks about Everest, and everybody who’s into martial arts talks about Bruce Lee.
So, what is the most a human penis has to offer? Who’s got it? What does he do with it?
And how much should you care about people having members of that size?
It’s fine to just throw names and numbers at you, but without a little context it’s not very useful.
Some numbers to keep in mind while you’re reading about the heavy lifters walking among us ( source )
•The average human penis is 3.5 inches long flaccid, and 5.1 inches long erect
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•Average circumference while erect is 4.8 inches. 3.6 inches flaccid
The smallest penis on an adult male without a medical condition was 0.39 inches, according to the Guinness Book.
But don’t worry about that guy. He says since he became famous, he gets calls from women he doesn’t even know who “just have to try him out.”
There are a lot of rumors out there about the natural factors that influence human penis size. Some are true, but some are totally false.
The first thing to know is that the human penis typically stops growing about 5 years after puberty begins.
That means most men will achieve their largest natural size in high school. To keep growing your member after puberty, you need to use some penis enlargement methods.
The good news is that there’s no evidence to suggest that men’s penises shrink as they get older.
One of the most common penis size myths is that tall men have larger penises.
It seems logical, but in reality there’s no correlation. Several studies have been done over the years on this topic.
The best results showed only moderate correlation between height and penis size. Most studies found weak or no correlation.
Another common myth has to do with having large hands.
One study did find that men with longer ring fingers had slightly larger penises than other men with shorter fingers (source) .
That said, the impact of hand size on penis length is minimal and has been largely discredited.
Many people think that big feet are also an indicator of a large penis, but this is also largely a myth.
A study done in 1988 by Siminoski and Bain found only a weak correlation between foot size and penis size.
In reality, much of natural penis size is determined by genetics.
Studies have found that the human AR gene in the X chromosome and the SRY gene in the Y chromosome might have some influence on penis size.
Environmental conditions also play a big role in penis size.
That means diet and exposure to certain chemicals can affect the size of your member.
There are many chemicals out there that disrupt the endocrine system and diminish your penis size including certain pesticides and and plasticizers.
Now, on to the how’s it hangin’ hall of huge…
NYC native Jonah Falcon measures in at 13.5 inches erect and 8 inches flaccid – more than double the average.
That qualifies him for his spot in the Guinness Book as having the largest penis on a living man.
In bed, Jonah reports that older, more experienced lovers are necessary since his size scares younger candidates off and can hurt women who aren’t prepared.
He also notes that he needs a lot of foreplay.
A penis that large takes a lot of blood to get fully erect , so his partners (both men and women) need to take their time while he warms it up.
His marvelous member has also caused some issues in regular life.
He is stopped on the street by people seeing the bulge, and receives regular offers from the porn industry.
Falcon also was stopped by TSA agents to confirm he wasn’t smuggling a bomb or other contraband in his pants.
He has a sense of humor about having to get patted down or required to whip it out.
The porn star famed for having the largest penis in the industry was never officially measured, and claimed to have a unit 16 inches long and 13 inches around, which is clearly a huge exaggeration..
A friend who claims to have seen him measure himself said that on that day, his length was 13.5 inches, which is also an exaggeration.
Porn starlet Dorothiea Patton once described going down on Holmes as being like “fellating a telephone pole.”
At one point in his career, Holmes insured his unit for $14 million since it was the driving engine of his porn stardom.
Anyway, no matter what others have said about Holmes size, I guestimate that on a good day he was approximately 10 inches.
And if you’re wondering about Ron Jeremy, he measures just about nine inches erect.
Though that’s still half again as large as the average, it’s short of record-breaking by at least 4.5 inches.
In a case of “be careful what you wish for” Roberto Cabrero of Saltillo, Mexico has 18.9 inches below his waistline.
That’s over three times the human average. In a publicity stunt to get the attention of Guinness, he weighed it on camera with a result of two pounds.
He has also had it x-rayed to prove it’s not some kind of makeup or prosthetic.
But the bad news for Cabrera is only about 6 inches are actual penis. The rest, say examining doctors is just excess skin hanging off the tip.
Which is rough. The size of what he’s packing has wrecked relationships for Cabrera, limited his mobility, and cost him jobs.
And he doesn’t even get in the record book since the extra skin doesn’t make it really a penis.
Still, almost 19 inches. You have to wonder where he buys his underwear.
So, we’ve talked about the men with the largest penises, but what about nationalities?
As you know, original penis size is largely a matter of genetics so it pays to know whether your ancestors gave you a lottery ticket or a booby prize.
On average, the longest erect penises in the world by continent are as follows:
For the record, US penises are exactly average: a mean length of 5.1 inches erect.
Also for the record, the smallest average penises in the world are found in North Korea, measuring in at 3.8 inches long fully engorged.
Just like with any training program, it helps to think about the greats. It motivates you, keeps you focused, and helps you know just how big it can get.
But don’t worry too much about how much bigger the big guys are than you.
First off, you might not be the next John Holmes, but if you stick to your training you’ll be big enough soon enough.
Second, studies show again and again that women don’t care that much about penis size.
They prefer confidence, a sense of humor, intelligence, and similar features above your waistline when considering who to be with and who to stay with.
Statistically speaking, you care a whole lot more than your partner does.
And of women who do care, very few like really huge penises.
A study in California found that women prefer just slightly larger than average in a long-term sex partner.
Another study in Africa found that a wife’s likelihood of cheating went up with every half-inch above average of her husband’s size.
So seriously, know the information but keep perspective. This is just trivia, and maybe a little pep talk to inspire you.
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I know he claims 9 3/4", but I just don't see it. Only an inch shorter than Lex the impaler? No way. Sounds likes a dubious full pelvic thrust, side measurement to me.

I can see an honest 9" bone-pressed with average girth, but no more. And this is going by the few scenes I've seen where he's more or less fully hard. Much of the time, he looks much smaller than that. What's your opinion?

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who cares he's old and fat, not to mention ugly

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He is not that big. He even may not be 8 inches.

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I know he claims 9 3/4", but I just don't see it. Only an inch shorter than Lex the impaler? No way. Sounds likes a dubious full pelvic thrust, side measurement to me.

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i've touched on this b4, look at him back in the devil in miss jones days, it's 9 3/4s

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