Rocks In Pussy

Rocks In Pussy
Jade eggs are the latest posh way to pamper your p*ssy.

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Cassie Murdoch on January 17, 2017

You never know when someone's walking around with a jade egg inside them.
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Gwyneth Paltrow has suggested a lot of wacky things in her Goop newsletter ( vagina steaming , anyone?), but now she thinks ladies should start walking around with rocks in our hoohaas. Jade stones in the shape of eggs, to be precise.
Yes, you read that right. The magical item starts at $55 and is available from Goop’s “beauty guru/healer/inspiration/friend” Shiva Rose. She elaborated on many benefits of shoving a piece of stone into your most private area:
“Jade eggs can help cultivate sexual energy, increase orgasm, balance the cycle, stimulate key reflexology around vaginal walls, tighten and tone, prevent uterine prolapse, increase control of the whole perineum and bladder, develop and clear chi pathways in the body, intensify feminine energy, and invigorate our life force.”
Wow. It was apparently an irresistible promise, since the eggs promptly sold out. If you didn't manage to score one, don't worry. While it *is* true that toning your pelvic floor muscles can help with all manner of problems, you definitely don’t need a $55 piece of rock to do that. Kegels are free, and if you really want the aide of a device there are more modern solutions .
Besides, women already bear the burden of a thousand societal expectations. Do we really need to be further weighed down by a literal stone in our vaginas?
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Gwyneth Paltrow is just brimming with ideas.

The problem is, most of them involve your vagina, and are terrible.

You have thought it couldn't get any worse than Paltrow's tips on steam-cleaning your vadge . You were wrong...

Unless you have some very unusual bedroom kinks, or you happen to be Lena Dunham's little sister , you've probably never given much thought to filling your nether regions with rocks.

But of course, she'd like you to buy some overpriced crap from her ridiculous website first.

Specifically, she'd like you to shell out $66 for a jade egg that you will then slip into your va-jay-jay to enhance your lady powers.

The entire article about why you should pack your genitals full of shiny stones is worth reading but the highlight has to be the hard sell, in which whatever intern is being paid p--sy eggs fills you in on the benefits

Fans say regular use increases chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general.

"Please be sure to follow the instructions included with your egg."

We doubt any of you are actually planning to buy the egg, but if you do, WE STRONGLY ENCOURAGE YOU TO HEED THAT ADVICE.

If you start 2017 by having to get a jade egg extracted from your hoo-hah, there's almost no way for the year to redeem itself from there.

What 2016 did to our celebrity population 2017 might do to your dignity, ya know?

Normally, we'd encourage you to DIY it instesd of dropping 70 bones on a piece of polished rock, but there are so many things that can go wrong there, and we don't need that on our conscience.

Unlike Gwinnie, we're not getting rich off advising you to do dumb things to your private parts.

But hey, if you give this thing a shot, drop us a line and let us know how it went.

We promise to admire your bravery in addition to bemoaning your stupidity.

For those about to rock, we salute you.
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