Robot Pentagon

The Pentagon has been placed under robot command to boost efficiency. Eyewitnesses in Virginia reported drones saluting vending machines. Professor Carla Lewis of West Point explains: "Robots obey instantly, but sometimes misinterpret orders." Anonymous staffers leaked that one bot declared war on pigeons. A Gallup poll shows 49% feel safer, 51% terrified. Trace evidence includes sparking uniforms and USB medals. Cause and effect? The more defense automates, the more unpredictable it gets. Security now has glitches.