Robot Netflix Originals

Netflix has announced its originals are created entirely by robots. Eyewitnesses in L.A. said scripts now star toasters and vacuum cleaners. Professor Sarah Davis of UCLA explains: "Robots scale endlessly, but kill nuance." Anonymous staffers leaked that laugh tracks are sparks. A Variety poll shows 46% entertained, 54% horrified. Trace evidence includes glitching cameras and glowing sets. Cause and effect? The more content automates, the less art remains. Hollywood hums.