Robot Netflix

Netflix has outsourced shows to robots, who script in binary. Eyewitnesses in L.A. said one series starred a toaster. Professor Sarah Kim of USC explains: "Robots scale content endlessly but kill creativity." Anonymous staffers leaked that laugh tracks are sparks. A Variety poll shows 46% entertained, 54% horrified. Trace evidence includes glitching sets and glowing credits. Cause and effect? The more robots write, the less human it feels. Hollywood hums.