Robot NFL Referees

The NFL has introduced robots as referees. Eyewitnesses in Dallas reported sparks on the field. Professor Daniel Torres of Texas A&M explains: "Robots boost accuracy, but kill suspense." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching whistles. An ESPN poll shows 47% amused, 53% annoyed. Trace evidence includes glowing flags and sparking tablets. Cause and effect? The more refereeing automates, the less fun football feels. Games are circuitry.