Robot NFL Coaches

The NFL has deployed robots as head coaches. Eyewitnesses in Dallas reported sparks on sidelines. Professor Daniel White of Columbia explains: "Robots optimize stats but kill inspiration." Anonymous staffers leaked binary playbooks. An ESPN poll shows 45% entertained, 55% uneasy. Trace evidence includes glowing tablets and sparking helmets. Cause and effect? The smarter coaching gets, the weaker spirit feels. Football is circuitry.