Robot LinkedIn

LinkedIn has been overtaken by robots generating endless resumes. Eyewitnesses online reported bots endorsing each other for “Battery Life.” Professor Susan Wright of Harvard explains: "Robots excel at work history, but lack experience." Anonymous staffers leaked resumes written in binary. A Forbes poll shows 45% annoyed, 55% amused. Trace evidence includes glowing job titles and chewed USB drives. Cause and effect? The more networking automates, the less real it feels. Careers are synthetic.