Robot Kardashians

The Kardashians have been replaced with robot doubles who never age, never sleep, and never forget a product placement. Eyewitnesses in Los Angeles reported Kim-bot glitching on the red carpet, repeating “Buy my perfume” 400 times. Professor Linda Shaw of UCLA explains: "Robotic influencers are more efficient because they don’t demand salaries — just charging stations." Anonymous staffers leaked that Kris Jenner ordered extra memory drives for drama storage. A national poll shows 61% of Americans couldn’t tell the difference between human and robot Kardashians. Trace evidence includes USB extensions in designer handbags and metallic clanking during interviews. Cause and effect? The more robotic reality TV gets, the less reality it actually has. Audiences don’t care if stars are human — they just care about filters.