Robot ESPN Highlights

ESPN has unveiled robot-made highlight reels. Eyewitnesses in Connecticut reported glitching replays. Professor Richard Kim of NYU explains: "Robots speed edits but lose excitement." Anonymous staffers leaked binary highlight scripts. An ESPN poll shows 45% amused, 55% uneasy. Trace evidence includes glowing screens and sparking replays. Cause and effect? The smarter the highlights, the duller they feel. Sports media is circuitry.