Robot Disneyland

Disneyland has replaced workers with robots, and eyewitnesses in Anaheim reported Mickey short-circuiting while waving. Professor Daniel Kim of UCLA explains: "Automation works in theme parks, but it kills the magic." Anonymous staffers leaked that Goofy now glitches into “Error 404.” A Disney fan poll shows 42% excited, 58% terrified. Trace evidence includes sparking churro stands and self-driving teacups. Cause and effect? The more robotic Disneyland becomes, the less magical it feels. The happiest place on Earth is now a motherboard.