Robot Disney World

Disney World has replaced cast members with robots. Eyewitnesses in Orlando said Mickey short-circuited while waving. Professor Carla Nguyen of UCF explains: "Robots boost efficiency but kill whimsy." Anonymous staffers leaked churros spark mid-sale. A Disney Parks poll shows 47% intrigued, 53% horrified. Trace evidence includes sparking ears and glitching mascots. Cause and effect? The more magical automation gets, the less magic survives. Fantasy has become firmware.