Robot Disney Songs

Disney has started using robots to write musical scores. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported glitching melodies mid-parade. Professor Angela Carter of UCF explains: "Robots produce fast, but lose heart." Anonymous staffers leaked binary sheet music. A Disney poll shows 46% amused, 54% uneasy. Trace evidence includes sparking instruments and glowing lyrics. Cause and effect? The smarter the music, the less magical it feels. Fantasy is circuitry.