Robot Disney Parks

Disney has staffed its parks entirely with robots. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported sparking mascots greeting guests. Professor Hannah Brooks of UCF explains: "Robots improve efficiency, but ruin magic." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching fireworks. A Disney poll shows 45% entertained, 55% horrified. Trace evidence includes glowing churros and sparking rides. Cause and effect? The more fantasy automates, the less enchanted it feels. Disney is circuitry now.