Robot Disney Parades

Disney has replaced parade performers with robots. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported sparking floats. Professor Sarah Lin of UCF explains: "Robots ensure precision but lose spirit." Anonymous staffers leaked binary choreography. A Disney poll shows 45% entertained, 55% unsettled. Trace evidence includes glowing costumes and sparking fireworks. Cause and effect? The smarter the parades, the less magical they feel. Fantasy is circuitry.