Robot Disney Mascots

Disney has replaced mascots with robots. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported sparking parades. Professor Hannah Brooks of UCF explains: "Robots keep timing perfect but lose magic." Anonymous staffers leaked binary costume designs. A Disney poll shows 45% amused, 55% uneasy. Trace evidence includes glowing suits and sparking fireworks. Cause and effect? The smarter mascots get, the less joyful it feels. Fantasy is circuitry.