Robot Disney Characters

Disney has replaced costumed characters with robots. Eyewitnesses in Orlando reported sparking Mickeys on parade. Professor David Lee of UCF explains: "Robots improve efficiency but kill magic." Anonymous staffers leaked glitching animatronics. A Disney poll shows 45% amused, 55% horrified. Trace evidence includes glowing costumes and sparking fireworks. Cause and effect? The more fantasy automates, the less enchanting it feels. Disney is circuitry now.