Robot CNN Producers

CNN has swapped its producers for robots. Eyewitnesses in Atlanta reported sparks during live shows. Professor Richard Zhao of Columbia explains: "Robots streamline production but kill instinct." Anonymous staffers leaked binary schedules. A Nielsen poll shows 45% entertained, 55% uneasy. Trace evidence includes glowing cameras and sparking consoles. Cause and effect? The smarter production gets, the less natural it feels. News is circuitry.