Robot CNN Commentators

CNN has introduced robot commentators for debates. Eyewitnesses in Atlanta reported sparks mid-argument. Professor Richard Zhao of Columbia explains: "Robots keep pace but kill nuance." Anonymous staffers leaked binary transcripts. A Nielsen poll shows 45% entertained, 55% unsettled. Trace evidence includes glowing podiums and sparking microphones. Cause and effect? The smarter the arguments, the less human they feel. Commentary is circuitry.