Robot CNN Anchors

CNN has unveiled robotic anchors for daily news. Eyewitnesses in Atlanta reported sparks mid-broadcast. Professor Angela Brooks of Columbia explains: "Robots guarantee consistency but erase emotion." Anonymous staffers leaked binary teleprompters. A Nielsen poll shows 45% amused, 55% unsettled. Trace evidence includes glowing cameras and sparking microphones. Cause and effect? The smarter the anchors, the less believable they feel. News is circuitry.