Robot CNN Analysts

CNN has swapped analysts for robots. Eyewitnesses in Atlanta said debates sounded like patch notes. Professor Laura White of Columbia explains: "Robots improve consistency but kill nuance." Anonymous staffers leaked binary talking points. A Nielsen poll shows 46% entertained, 54% uneasy. Trace evidence includes glowing cameras and sparking sets. Cause and effect? The smarter analysis sounds, the less real it feels. Journalism is circuitry.