Reverse Blumkin

Reverse Blumkin
Have you or anyone you know ever actually received a "Blumpkin"?
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Blumpkin: The act of receiving fellatio while defecating on the toilet.
walked in on a friend getting a blumpkin one evening he was completely naked shitting and getting blown. He is about 160lbs very muscular, she was about 260-300 lbs. My buddy really liked to pick up fatties and degrade them make them do all kinds of nasty shit. Later that night i left for cigs to return to him railing her on the kitchen counter while she was actually drinking a full 750ml of triple sec in one long guzzle. disgusting.. i will never forget it
Tyler Perry's Madea performs a blumpkin.
Oh my god....750 ml of the coleslaw of alcohols. That's disturbing.
You know what? I came into this thread expecting everyone to confirm to me that sex acts like this are just catchphrases that aren't actually performed by anyone in real life. You just blew my mind.
I hope you bleached that countertop.
160 lbs very muscular? was he a midget or something?
I am always amazed at the sort of people redditors are willing to call their friends.
Well, i came close once. I was at a party, and about 30 minutes after getting there i had downed a mickey of vodka and 2 red bulls, and smokes a bunch of weed, then finished it off with dirty native cigarettes. I felt like a champ, then a wave of drunken/high pre vomit feeling came over me. So i proceeded to the bathroom, then threw up, then realized i needed to shit. I was sittin on that toilet for a good 20 minutes, then my gf came in. She saw me sitting on the toilet taking a shit, looking super fucked up. I felt so proud when i answered her questions, "Hey why have you been in here for so long? Are you gonna be ok? you need anything from me?"
She gave me the most disgusted look in the world, then she got up and slammed the door when she left.
I can't wait for the Pixar version of this beautiful tale.
I don't think you really came that close...
Tucker Max used to have a story about that. I think it was called "girl almost beats tucker at his own game," but I can't seem to find it anymore. I guess he wrote a book and took all the good stories off his webpage.
After some thought, I'm deleting my comment. Didn't know the OP was a rude sleaze.
Okay. I'm going to assume you're being truthful... so, doesn't the smell and extreme proximity of feces turn you off in the slightest?
I'm no prude but I'll happily wait a few minutes so as to avoid the possibility of shitty toilet water splashing on my face while I'm down there.
We're longterm and go to the bathroom together.
Come on I'm messing around. Sorry I offended you.
You "got some cock"? You say that like it's an accomplishment. Girls can always get some cock. Theres no shortage of willing cocks. I got one right here sugar. 8==O
I'm sure it's happened, but I remember the consensus among my college IM softball team (The Country Blumpkins) was that that's just one step too far.
I am starting to think it's never been done before. Certainly there is a sick fuck out there that has actually done this? SPEAK UP

Ok guys, who likes the idea of receiving a "reverse blumpkin?"
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As in, a girl sits on a toilet and gives you head as she's taking a dump? I think this would be incredibly sexy.
You're not cool for knowing the definition of a "blumpkin."
My personal favorite would be the AC Slater Upper Decker Blumpkin.
Girl is doing an AC Slater (shitting while sitting on the toilet backwards) while blowing the guy who is giving the toilet an upper decker.
Nothing blows my stack like the smell of shit during a beej.

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reverse blumkin When a guy jerks off in a toilet and shits in a girls mouth. Know to be popular in Amsterdam. The other night at Dunkin-Donuts, I paid some crack whore 5$ to allow me to preform a reverse blumkin on her in the bathroom. by NICK the RAT August 19, 2007 Flag Get the reverse blumkin mug. reverse blumkin
Get the Reverse Blumkin mug. Reverse Blumkin The same as a traditional blumkin , but instead of the dude having a dump while getting his knob polished, its the lady that's is crapping on the toilet while giving oral. This is for those guys who like the role reversal where the woman is the man along with the smell of shit.
walked in on a friend getting a blumpkin one evening he was completely naked shitting and getting blown. He is about 160lbs very muscular, she was about 260-300 lbs. My buddy really liked to pick up fatties and degrade them make them do all kinds of nasty shit. Later that night i left for cigs to return to him railing her on the kitchen counter ...
My personal favorite would be the AC Slater Upper Decker Blumpkin. Girl is doing an AC Slater (shitting while sitting on the toilet backwards) while blowing the guy who is giving the toilet an upper decker. No. Not at all. Nothing blows my stack like the smell of shit during a beej.
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